If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
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which feels the worst?
a) developing a crush on a friend
b) developing a crush on a stranger
c) developing a crush on a celebrity
d) developing a crush on a fictional character
this is actually a trick question the answer is all of them they all feel terrible all of them
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The opening of the 1D movie
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send me things like:
- would you rathers
- fuck marry kills
- top 5s
- cool storys or facts
- how your day was
- describe who your crush is
- what you want to be when you grow up
- what you ate for dinner
- what your favourite song/band/artist is
- what you’re going to be for halloween
- what you want for christmas
- IDK ANYTHING PLEASE LET’S TALK
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?
*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger
what if ants threw up gang signs while nobody’s looking
what if everyone in the entire world clapped at the exact same time? would it be really loud or would you only hear the claps close to you omfg i can’t think straight
i think about this post a lot
[[This should be entertaining.]]
I’m getting a cut arm… gee thanks…
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